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A sports term usually used to describe a one sided beating in basketball in which one player gives another player such a thrashing on the court, that he or she looks like they are giving the losing opponent a "clinic" in how to play basketball.
Joe played Tom one on one and it wasnt pretty. Joe gave Tom such a clinic, he didnt hear the end of it for weeks afterward.
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The metal plastic and spandex infused wad of meat that is the remains of some asshole who rudely rode his bicycle in the middle of the street impeding traffic even though there is a bike lane. He was probably hit by a truck when he suddenly turned without looking behind or signaling.
Hey, check out the douchebahburger all wadded up underneath that truck!
Slow moving Subaru (usually driven by some tree hugging hippy with no place he or she needs to be) that you are stuck behind while in a hurry to get somewhere.
God dam hippy, get your slowmovaru the fuck out of my way!
The art of modifying factory original parts in a vehicle in order to achieve greater performance and or fuel economy. This is done without adding any or very few aftermarket performance parts. In fact sometimes parts are simply removed. One will simply modify what is already there hence the vehicle is stockified.
That car just shouldn't be that quick without performance parts, it must have been stockified.
The opposite of farfegnugen. It is used to describe the feeling one may experience while driving a Volkswagen when it breaks down or is totally destroyed in an accident.
I was driving along feeling farfegnugen, then suddenly the car broke down in the middle of nowhere and I felt farfegfucked.
The Cramer Bar is a candlestick named after the legendary stock analyst Jim Cramer that appears on a candlestick chart whenever Jim Cramer says "Buy Buy Buy". Most of the time these bars are giant red candlesticks that represent the selling of the stock. The Cramer Bar can also be a large green candlestick indicating that the stock is being bought immediately after Jim Cramer says "Sell Sell Sell". Jim Cramer has a massive influence over retail investors so it is no surprise that institutional investors will often take advantage of the liquidity that Jim brings to the market.
Damn that Cramer Bar on NVDA was massive!
Abso-Fucking-Lutely. Meaning the most absolute. Can also be used to express agreement enthusiastically.
I absofuckinglutely love beer!
You are absofuckinglutely right!
Are you coming to the party tonight? Absofucinglutely!