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For girls: If you are giving a guy a hand job, and he complains, then you take both hands and TWIST them both in the opposite directions, like a snakebite.
I gave that cocky asshole a dick twister he'll never forget.
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A small crustacean, rare, that causes erectile disfunction and HIV. Not intended fot human consumption, it is purple in color and these chinese bastards will try to feed it to you but don't fall into their trap!!
Ooop...you just ate my erectoshrimp, moron! Hehehe, you got the V
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