Eric

Erics are mystical creatures that only show up every blood moon with his luscious freckles. Serving soft serve ice cream and 6 inch tuna subs. Hes the type of guy that pretends to hate you but not on purpose. He drops kids on the pavement if they get to close. But dont tempt him, its a defence mechanism. Its hardwired he cant help it. Some say they have received ill patterned hairlines. And lukemia treatment but only once every blood moon. He only shows up for the treatments. Hes a shoulder to cry on during lukemia treatments. Hes the funding. The lukemia treatments might not work no refunds. The results may vary. Possible side effects, dizzines, nausea, autism, ebola, permanent mute, hepatitis A through Z, and extra chromosome, inflamation if the testicles, and slow painful death.

See that lukemia patient, thats Erics doing.

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Matthew

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.