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Cold dick

The nervous feeling a man gets before sex.

Deshawn: I don't think I'm ready to go fuck stephanie

Marcus: bro do you have cold dick ?

by MexicanMandingo April 16, 2015

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My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"

"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"

by MexicanMandingo October 16, 2016

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