pillowbiter

A dead sexy manwhore

god, you're such a pillowbiter... :-D get in my pants

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Quief Juice

A females love juice or vaginal liquid after ejeculation.

Man: Damn woman! You got "quief juice" all over the bed!
Woman: I couldn't stop cuming.

48👍 27👎

Soccer mom

an evil underground network of overprotective 30-40 yearolds who dirve around in s.u.v's or minie vans or volvo's who hate tv, internet and teenagers. this "mafia" of soccer momsknows everything that goes on in your town and gossips about every little thing that other peoples kids do.

soccer moms must die

548👍 89👎

hott

Rapper Nelly. *drools*

OMG Nelly hott.

24👍 43👎

Bucket Fanny

A massive vagina

like feeding a tic-tac to a whale

289👍 95👎

crapbag

a bag of crap

person 1: oh look! a crapbag!
person 2: wow! how cool! i bagsy it!
person 1: aw...maaaaaan...i wanted it!

11👍 8👎

Tony Danza

To slap your woman's face with your limp penis while asking her, "Who's the boss?"

Hold on. Stay still. Now, who's da boss? Who's da boss? Tony Danza.

291👍 450👎