Plainview

Obviously your upper class education isn't working. Learn some grammar.
Sure, you can say its a "getaway" with some pretty nice cars rollin down the streets, but its also a lot of old people in their beat up Buicks with their hood smashed up from crashing into Gold & Meyers Deli. You also get the occasional person in their powerchair taking up a lane of Old Country Road.

There really isn't a ghetto at all. The ghetto with houses that have only 1 floor and a basement is a lot better than what some other people have. The homes cost a lot, and the taxes are ridiculous.

People here tend to be obnoxious, rude, and just annoying in general. You hold the door for someone, you get ignored. You let the door close on someone, and you hear "asshole" as you walk away. You can't win here. Oh, but our tap water tastes pretty damn good.

There are a LOT of jews here, hence the name Plainjew. JAP central, yeah, all that good stuff. One good thing about that is that we have some awesome delis.

Plainview people love matzoh

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