A guy from the bible who people believe died for our sins. Mainly worshipped in Christianity.
Although there are some Christians who are cool with people of color and homosexuals, Homophobic and Racist people commit hate crimes in his name. Namely *cough*republicans*cough*
Republican using Jesus to his benifit:
In the mighty name of Jesus I ban you from this store, and any other f** here!
Jesus says that the covid vaccine is a lie!
Homosexuality is a SIN! THE LORD JESUS SAID SO!
Normal Christian Respecting People:
Remember Jesus loves you honey.
Jesus is with you my dear.
Jesus take the wheel!
Bitch I fucking hate you!
Hey wassup bitch!
That bitch cheated on me!
I'm a Boss ass bitch, bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch.
Your such a little bitch!
Whiny Ass bitch.
Damn bitch you thicc as fuck!
Bitch.
Archeologist: *gasp* I've made a discovery! Its-its-GODDAMMIT ITS ANOTHER ANCIENT DILDO! EWWWWW I MIGHT HAVE TOUCHED 2000 YEAR OLD CUM! IF I FIND ANOTHER DANM OLISBOS I'M GONNA QUIT!