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A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.
Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?
Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.
Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
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When you kill a famous rapper in pursuit of male on male sexual experiences. Named after the murder of xxxtentacion Dedrick Williams are the ultimate sexual slaves of Big Meat Pete.
Friend 1: damn bro you better put that Glock away.
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: Big Meat Pete will probably think you are a Dedrick Williams. You don't want to learn the feeling of sodomy do you?!?!
Friend 2: you're right man. I better chill out. I don't want to be the jail house lil Nas x.