Sesquipedalophobia

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

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flamer

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very gay...

clint clint clint clint clint clint clint clint

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wench

its a mates bitch whose soo annoying and thinks shes queen sheba. such as samantha

samantha, jeremys wench, is the biggest fuckin wench mankind has ever developed

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jacol

masturbating a gay or a girl

hoy! jacolin mo ako.

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xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

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bueno excellente

Someone who fingers there bum.

God damn adam just bueno excellente'd himself infront of the whole school!

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shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

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