FGS

First Girlfriend Syndrome

A condition induced by a man's (or boy's) first girlfriend. Characterized by excessive PDA, constant giggling and tickling, loss of priorities and individuality/manhood, distancing from friends, and general increase in bitchness. Known to upset the "Bros before Hoes" mantra of guy code.

Yo, invite Ted and Luke over, let's get bombed!

Nah dude, they came down with FGS, remember?

Oh right, I forgot they're bitch-made now. Fucking FGS.

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