Bartonym

A made up name generally used for phone pranks like Bart does on "The Simpsons"

Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.

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ass fatigue

when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers)

I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.

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idiot bar

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment

The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.

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post cool period

when a once great band that's been around for many years starts putting out poor quality music that is greatly inferior to their earlier material, this is sometimes but not always accompanied by changes in the band's line-up

During their post cool period Van Halen replaced David Lee Roth with Sammy Hagar.

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vitamin pee

anything that is likely to make a person pee a lot

Beer is loaded with vitamin pee.

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anhydrous ammonia

a chemical used by farmers especially in the American midwest as a fertlizer do to its high nitrogen content, it is also a precursor in the manufacture of methamphetamine

Anhydrous ammonia is a very dangerous chemical, it absorbs water and will literally suck the moisture out of someones body causing severe burns to skin and eyes. Inhalation of anhydrous ammonia vapors can be lethal. I heard about someone running a meth lab that spilled anhydrous ammonia on their crotch and ended up losing their dick!

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Bush Family

A wealthly and powerful dynasty associated with big business, oil, politics, and corruption

The Bush Family includes:

Prescott Bush

George H. W. Bush aka Bush41,Papa Bush

George W Bush aka Bush43, Baby Bush

Jeb Bush

Marvin Bush

Neal Bush

The Bush twins

Noelle Bush

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