Turtle Stew

When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!

I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!

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