the love guru

Obviously this refers to people who have some spiritual love knowledge going on.
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol

Boy: Hey, are you the love guru?
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!

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Booty Sweat

An brand new energy drink advertised by Alpa Chino in the movie Tropic Thunder.

A lot of pussy, hell ya, a lot of pussy, hell ya, a lot of pussy dripping down to the floor. Oh no. A lot of pussy, I'm dragging out of your booty sweat and bust-a-nut! Alba Chino gotta that pussy control.

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Booty Sweat

An brand new energy drink advertised by Alpa Chino in the movie Tropic Thunder.

A lot of pussy, hell ya, a lot of pussy, hell ya, a lot of pussy dripping down to the floor. Oh no. A lot of pussy, I'm dragging out of your booty sweat and bust-a-nut! Alba Chino gotta that pussy control.
--Lyric of the commercial

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