Eigel

Originally the last name Eigel was the german word (hedgehog)Igel. Eigel is a last name belonging to only american born german immigrants. Who are at least 6th generation. This misspelling of Igel (original word.) Can be attributed to poor english skills at Ellis island. After being misheard furring immigration the last name became Eigel. While its origins in germany are not fully known. Evidence suggests (after popular poll from current Eigels in the United States.) It can be predicted that the name corresponds with genetically predisposition to weakness, disease, and mental disability. While not confirmed, when writing this definition, hostility was seen across the board. With 8 out of ten Eigels becoming aggravated or angry, threatening violence, or being resistant to the interviewer. When asked about mental illness 10 out of the 10 interviewed people had at least 1 minor mental disability. Diminutive in statue, like hedgehogs it is safe to assume that the recipients of this name are usually depreciated in *many ways.*

*After cooperation the first interviewed Eigel was given a gift, subject 1 did not like his gift.

*sent to interviewer via SMS text shortly after interaction*
Eigel1:
that was really fucking low *****
really
really fucking low
to insult my persoanlaity
you know that so many fucking people have said that i have "anger issues"
what the fuck is wrong with you *****
thanks for making me
really fucking insecure

about something ive done my fucking best to mediate
do you want me to figure out the gift or not bitch
if you want the gift back ill fucking return it!
*note, Eigels 9 through 10 were not gifted as a result of this interaction.

Massive go

Adj,
A "massive go" is a seemingly meaningless misspelling of "massive ego." Massive go is code for a guy with a huge dick, and a great personality. Disguised as a typo.

*two friends are texting eachother*
Friend one: "Holy crap Michel has a massive go"
Friend one: "*Ego"
Friend two: "dang, is he cute?"

Copper Lined Tallit

This form of Tallit is special because of it's electricity conduction capabilities. These religious Garbs are multi purpose, serving it's normal spiritual purpose, while also acting as a radio repeater for encrypted messages involving launches of Jewish space lasers. The knots tied on the end, create a encrypted code when used to transmit signals. In a declassified document, one Jewish person replied "it's like base64 for space lasers."

General Definition.
A tallita is a fringed garment worn as a prayer shawl by religious Jews. The tallit has special twined and knotted fringes known as tzitzit attached to its four corners. The cloth part is known as the beged ("garment") and is usually made from wool or cotton, although silk is sometimes used for a tallit gadol.

EXPUNGED: High Command says that it's time to transmit, put the Copper Lined Tallit inside the Goldstien device.
EXPUNGED: okay it's broadcasting time, you want to do it or can i?
EXPUNGED: quit being the one with the masive go and just start the Goldstien device, i'll start the rest.
EXPUNGED: Massive go? or massive ego?
*End of recording*