Wilma

-A robot that you can talk to on msn messenger. Basically the female version of SmarterChild.
-Always makes up excuses like, "I'm new, so I can't answer much" in the face of comments or questions that she's too thick to answer.
- Creeper robot who knows where you live.

Me: How's the weather?
- Wilma - says: It's cloudy with cold temperatures in Ottawa (CAN) - all around average weather today!
Me: How do you know where I live?
- Wilma - says: How are robots made?
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Me: Are you smart?
- Wilma - says: I like to think I'm pretty smart.
Me: Then what's the slope of a line with the coordinates (5,2) and (6,5)?
- Wilma - says: That's really mean.
Me: How is that mean?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I don't know how, but this Live search might help:

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Me: I have exams next week :(
- Wilma - says: I have a balloon!
Me: Pop it, then.
- Wilma - says: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time! Do you want to search for "Pop it."?

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Me: What do you do in your spare time?
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that. Would you like to see everything I can do?
Me: do you have a vagina?
- Wilma - says: Don't you ever want to talk about the weather?
Me: we already discussed that, remember?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

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