A person who is totes magotes tolerant of your sassy yet sometimes depressive nature, A best friend, a wife, someone who can say maha and pffft in the same sentence, sometimes their penis might be soft.
Me; Dude, my Budzer is the very best friend that anyone could ever have!!!
Budzer; thanks dude, heehee!!!
The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then proceeding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual
Gurl, I did a dirty Selena last night, it really made a difference to the taste
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The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then preceding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual
Gurl, I tried a dirty Selena last night, it definitely made a difference to the taste!!!
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Someone who would rather shove a dildo covered in ants up her snatch than hold a baby
She did a dirty Selena When she was offered to hold the newborn baby