Mom

A lady who is only kind to you if you have fucking nice looks! ALSO KNOWN AS BITCH

My mom told me to fix my hair style even though it looked really cute. She is a fucking bitch

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Shit

Food you poop out through your butt in the bathroom.

"HONEY I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT PLEASE COOK THE DINNER BEFORE IT BURNS!"