Marland

An insignificant town in north central oklahoma. The whole town has about 23 people in it, and it is rumored that a majority of the women are small goats. Animal relations are of the norm here, and there isn't much to do besides hang out at the general store and get pregnant.

Man 1- Hey dude I saw a sign on I-35 for Marland, but when I went down that road all I saw was a goat and a man.

Man 2- Yeah they were probably married. That's what they do over there.

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