Sperm drain

A female who is on this planet to only receive the cock. She takes so much cock that her holes are just drains for sperm.

"Mary has fucked the whole team in the office"
"Really, that whore is a complete fucking sperm drain"

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Up Mud

The act of anal intercourse.

"I went up mud"
"She likes it up mud"

"Hi Dave, did you go out last night?"
"No, I stayed in and went up mud with my darling wife."