Bat-cave

A small dark seldomn used room, known for commonly being used for having a bat.

Jack1: Where's Joe Blogs?
Jack2: He's in the "bat-cave". He might be a while, he had some wank-fodderand starters in hand.

Starters

Any form of lubrication used to get one started in clearing tubes or having intercourse (particularly anal).

Hang on luv, your dirt track is a little dry, I'll just grab the starters