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A guy who plays on a shitty PC and rages when he gets fucked up in GTA(Gay Theft Asshole) or OT(Old Thunder). He represents the gay pride of Portugal and as a result James Charles was featured as the model for vogue Portugal. Insult him and heâll attack your devices with alpha particles making them spasticated and beyond unusable
Guy: did you watch conquistadorgtâs video on OT?
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles
conquistadorgt is a gay guy who enjoys playing an old ass game called GTA V and his hobbies include eating curry, driving a yellow cab and swallowing cum. He plays GTA each day and is currently working on a gay sex mod where every single character in the game is James Charles so he can go bum him in his yellow cab whilst listening to LilNasX Montero(Gay remix) and eating the finest hot spicy curry from India. He studied for his Bachelor of science in gay sex during the years 2004-2022 and his notable awards include the gay sex awards of 2022, he is currently obtaining his PhD in gay sex at Mumbai university where he lives with 10 of his boyfriends in the same dorm in which they have gay sex all day
Damn whoâs that gayboy in a yellow cab?
Oh shiiit itâs conquistadorgt
Damn he really is gay af
If youâre a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you havenât left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: Heâs just socially retarded then
An exquisite homieâs choice of car, commonly found in the hood
*Chevrolet appears*
Homie: is that a fucking Chevrolet?
Jerome: yes it is my nigga
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