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The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.
The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.
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Condition where someone loses their situational awareness and mindlessly blocks the aisle while sampling free food at Costco.
Costco on weekends has too many Costcotards.
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An especially strong form of gravity that allows the heaped loading of pickups and trailers without having to tie things down. Commonly used in landscape maintenance and construction.
Change lanes! That guy is using mexican gravity to hold down that ladder.
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Seeking out old homies on the internet to see if they're incarcerated or on a sexual offender list.
I found Ron on Ghetto Facebook - he's in the joint.
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Seamus took the Irish Shuttle Bus home from the pub. We'll bail him out in the morning.
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