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A case or series of cases of diarrhea that is so nasty, wet, and/or painful that going to the bathroom feels akin to throwing up from your ass.
Boy: I was sitting on the toilet last night, and all of a sudden everything rushed out at once. It was so traumatizing that it reminded me of throwing up. It was like...
Girl: ...anal vomit?
Boy: YEAH! Man, do I love you.
Girl: That's disgusting. We can't be together anymore.
Boy: What? No! Don't leave me! I NEED YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER!
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Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.
Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.
Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.
Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.
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