Maggie

Usually chill sometimes, known to snake, be careful with the rage built up in them. Horny. Pulls off a smile so fake you think it'd be really. Don't worry though. "Maggie"s are either fully compatible or completely incompatible.

Man 1 - She gotta phat ass!
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*