Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!

Dadgitated

A state of mind brought on by the demonic behavior of your asshole kids.

You're on the verge of losing your shit, all logic's gone to hell. You need a time out, and a bottle of tequila

Holy shit, I've never seen him so dadgitated before! They threw a dart at his last nerve