Jacob: Hey Greg do you see that bale over there?
Greg: Yeah! That's a great looking group of turtles.
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The act of trying to fart while a penis is going into your butthole, and when put in with enough velocity the gas bubble makes its way up and you end up burping.
Greg: Man I shoved it in so quick last night right before he farted that it went up and she had the old San Francisco backfire.
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