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When you get hit hawd with a chicken
In 2000 he assaulted me with a chicken, assaultinacin!
When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
Religious belief of stank hoes, despite potentially contracting diseases and or AIDS. They believe cocks are like Pokeman! They must get them all!!
"Brittany must be into cocktism, I saw her slurping up Tim yesterday behind the Kmart!"
"Vicky Been studying cocktism again, she's been gone for seven days now, on a 'cock-retreat' with Miguel!"
A dinosaur from the Jurassic period which maintains a erection for the duration of its adult life.
We were digging in the back yard and found a erectosaurus fossil.
I'm about to go erectosaurus on this bitch!
That mandingo aint got nothing on my erectosaurus
Trash that randomly blows (tumbles) by you as the wind picks up. Similar to a "tumble weed" but consists of; rello wrappers, crack needles, magnum wrappers, parts of a weave, salt and vinegar chip bags, or last but not least, Suboxone wrappers! Typically experienced in super hootrat parts of town.
"Alex, watch your eyes! Here comes a pcp needle in that tumble trash!"
"Damn Miguel, the tumble trash is especially bad today! I almost got a piece of that lot lizards weave in my mouth!"