Pomodore

A redskinned person who hasn't done anything special in his life.

Everything is new for that stupid pomodore.

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Shart

Plural: Sharts

When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.

Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!

Person 2: How can you tell?

Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.

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David Beckham effect

Someone having a voice you totally don't expect

Person: Oh that guy, Tracy Chapman has awesome songs...

Me: Dude it's a woman

Person: Oh, I got struck by the David Beckham effect

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