Elliot

An Elliot is an intricately woven (and slightly tangled) tapestry-like mass of attributes, contained within a casing which resembles an extremely handsome (and slightly dishevelled) man. If you were to dissect him, underneath the shell lies a labyrinth so extraordinary, that you simply won't be able to look away (it is believed that it was actually enchanted by a wizard called Bogsnort). Every corner reveals another mind-bogglingly exciting and wonderfully intense conundrum. Every answer leads to another question, which can get a little exhausting for Elliot himself, but it sure makes him one hell of an intoxicating dinner party guest! When he has the energy, he is unusually nurturing, electrifyingly well-spoken, valuably honest, and would be pricelessly worthwhile as a friend, partner, father etc...

Omfg, that Elliot just blew mind with some facts about cheese!
Haha, that Elliot over there is so hilarious, but he really shouldn't attempt to dance...
Yo Elliot! Do you condition your chest hair, because it's just so god damn silky!?

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