Chickenskin

Refers to a man's scrotum, or nutsack, especially if all the hair has been removed

Dude, you should really try shaving your balls. I showed Marge the ol' chickenskin last night, and she went down on me like a hog rootin for a grubworm!

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Butt cracker

A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker

Man I need to go home and get rid of this huge butt cracker, it's starting to itch.

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