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To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.
Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.
53π 21π
The typical sexual experimentation that occurs between heterosexual women upon their entrance into college.
Veronica's boyfriend is well aware of her lesbiantics, and he always carries a spare battery for his video camera.
35π 17π
A foul-mouthed, small town girl with a large heart. Usually seen stumbling around with a cocktail in hand
That hengel totally tried to grab my junk!
40π 18π
The Holy Father of the Protestant wing of the Universal Life Church.
After the Easter blessing, Prope Fred the First cannonballed the blood of Christ.
8π 5π
A sex act wherein a male sits upon a woman's face so that his asshole is planted on her nose and his testicles rest firmly on her chin. The male then masturbates, climaxes and subsequently ejaculates on the woman's neck, while moving his penis from side-to-side to draw a white bow-tie.
In the American version of the Cincinatti Bow-tie, you move the penis from right-to-left. The European version is done with a left-to-right motion.
Last night I gave someone a Cincinatti Bow-tie, and she was still wearing it this morning.
300π 530π
Being in the zone, or hitting the sweet spot.
Tiger Woods was in a real pleasure pocket over the final five holes.
6π 5π
A white gummy substance, more commonly known as cream cheese.
Wilma and Betty love to rub cow fudge over their buns.
12π 5π