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The place to go if you have ever: pissed your pants; wrecked your car; been arested for multiple DUI's; passed out outdoors; urinated in an interior corner or plant; hid beer for "later"; drank alcohol you think is foul because there is nothing else; thought hair of the dog is a good idea; lost a weekend; called up your friends to piece together why you are home without your pants; missed Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner by accident; been fired 'cause you are too drunk/hungover to got to work; woke up wondering who is sleeping next to you; intend to drink a cocktail and ended up drunk, and; you sincerely cannot stop drinking but don't want to live a miserable life.
Dude...ever since Mike's gone to AA I can keep my beer in the fridge and I don't have to worry about him watering the ficus tree.
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Place where people who fuck their lives up, in part because they drink to much, go to learn from people, they would otherwise hate, how to not be the piece of shit at the center of the universe.
New in AA:
"Hi, I'm not sure I'm an alcoholic, but I have to come here because the judge threatend to send me to jail if I got another DUI. I think I can control my drinking if my girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, parent would just leave me the fuck alone and do things the way I want.
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"Cool" in Spanish, but mostly used in Puerto Rico.
I just got an A on my exam. ¡Qué chévere!
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