Djont stick

A guitar-like instrument with only the lowest 3 strings, tuned to a comically low tuning (standard power chord drop tuning). Played in djent bands, as it's easy to get that djuggah and djeh sounds from the instrument. Often replaces the guitar and bass, as the music is tuned so low a normal guitar can't make those sounds while a bass would just be playing the same notes with different tonal qualities

Brad: "Hey Kyle, what kind of guitar makes those squeals, djegga, and mud sounds? I see you playing it all the time"
Kyle: "Yo Brad, that's not a guitar, it's my djont stick. I'm a djent kiddie now boi" *skates away*

Rachel's Challenge

A challenge to make sure that people will do good. Was named after the first person to die in the Columbine shootings back in '99. Her actions were very kind and warm hearted, but that's not the real point of the challenge. It is really charging towns $25,000 or more to fail at making good people. We all know that you don't change and that we cannot be changed for any reason.

Person 1: Hey ___, you hear that the Rachel's Challenge thing is coming to our school?

Person 2: That was a waste of money our football team could've used instead.
*Tard walks by the two*
Person 2: Duh, hur, dar, I'm a tard
Person 1: *Socks Person 2 in the face* Dude, this is why we need it, because of assholes like you.

Thot Patrol

The people who will remove all thots, sluts, hoes, and whores from the world for all of mankind to survive.

Jimbo: “Yo John, you see that woman there”
John: “Thot spotted, must die”

Jimbo: “Dude, WTF, she looked sleepable”
John “The thot patrol has killed a thot, work done, must report back to base”

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