Delta Air Lines

Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.
A company that has been giving the employees a little BOHICA every time they turn around.
Transferring jobs to Bombay, India to get rid of well paid, well trained Americans who WTF they're doing.

Lost your bags again? Must be DELTA! Then they transferred me to fucking India!!

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Buttweiser

Nickname for that God-awful weaker than piss American Beer (Budweiser). Semi descriptive in what it does to you the next morning... Especially when consumed with nachos & salsa.

Hey Billy Bob! You bring any of that yankee Butweiser crap?

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Dr Phil

Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.

Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?

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HICS

An acronym for Head In Cement Syndrome. A disease which normally afflicts upper management meaning that an opinion, once formed, will not be changed, no matter how much evidence to the contrary is shown.

Did you read Kolshak's memo? He has a serious case of HICS!

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