tarf

Like a fart, but backwards. Instead of expelling gas out of the anus, you would suck air into the ass. (verb)

I was at church the other day and I cut a raging, mega-huge egg fart during communion. But luckily I was able to tarf afterwards to save everyone on my "pew" from smelling it.

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Bloner

A blowjob given to a flacid penis to achieve a boner

I was so drunk last night that I couldn't get hard, luckily my GF gave me a bloner

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