Dropping the Soap

why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.

awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!

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knees up mother brown

national anthem of cockneyland

aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc

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awight

annoying catchphrase of the now disgraced cockney 'entertainer' Michael Barrymore

awight at the back!

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tossing

either something you do to a salad, or another word for wanking. or wanking into a salad.

jamie oliver said "it's been a good night's tossing once again, guvnah."

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Jugs

something for keeping milk in

nice jugs there, Daisy

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sock cooker

shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity

oh yeah baby, cook my socks

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President Reagan

recommended for deletion

I cannot recall

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