A large African-American retard.
Riddick Bowe sure is a Frankenjackson
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The act of sitting on your partner's face and farting into his/her mouth. Moments later, you and your partner kiss with open mouths.
We went to the Chicken Ranch, for my buddy's bachelor party. I asked the hooker if I could get a plumpkin for $50. She said "No, but you can get a Cookie Crisp." "Deal!" I proclaimed.
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The act of rubbing your genitillia all over the food and beverages in the office fridge, so your fellow state employees eat it.
Somebody stole my Bookoo Juice out of the fridge at work. So I okie-doked everything in there.
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