mined in

When work just seems to cave in all around you...sometimes literally as witnessed in Utah.

Ohh fuck me...I'm totally mined in with all this work!

Or

Fuck, what's the deal with all this dirt?!

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groomfag

A guy that gets married and then adds his wife's name to his last name.

"man can you believe that groomfag, i bet he'd still take it in the ass if he could get it"

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hot cousin

1.) a cousin that you know you are related to but you still think is hot and doable...and you suspect given the circumstances of drunkness you dont know what you would do.

Damn dude if I had a few beers I DONT KNOW WHAT I would do with my hot cousin!!

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vicked

when a celebrity does something retarded and gets caught and there is public outrage which fucks them over even more

Man I've been totally Vicked from birth! I'm black!

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