brophy

A trophy bro, similar to a trophy wife. The bro you keep around to brag about and show off to all your other bros.

Guy 1: Why does Alex always show up to our parties with that guy instead of his wife?
Guy 2: Yeah he's his brophy. Dude loves showing him off!

Unicorn

The male version of 'cougar.' An older gay or bisexual man hitting on a younger man. They are called unicorns because they are horny and pretty.

I was watching the game at a bar, and this hottie hot, clearly in his late 40s, came and started hitting on me. Such a unicorn! rhino manther cougar

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