Mipple

The physical characteristic affecting various men in which the nipples are unreasonably large and erectly protrude past the point of normalcy.

Mipples lead to the debilitating condition where a man can be "mippling", which causes chafing or bleeding when exposed to particularly harsh fabrics or natural fibers like wool, as well as embarrassment when wearing thin t-shirts in public places.

Jesus Betty, look at the mipples on that guy! They look like two thimbles on an ironing board."

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