randwick

A south-east sydney suburb full of bums, junkies and gutter kuntzz.

Sum Randwick locals: Squinty, Lieutenant Dan, Beer Lord, Homeless Borat aka. Hobo Joe aka. Sacha Baron Cohen, Barefoot Bill, L.A Dodgers squad, Father Peter, Alison Lodge crackheads, Frog Man (R.I.P), that fat bum thatz always chuffing a durry, CutsPlus boyz, SriLank, that Midget chick, Moustache Lady, Raptor13, Gandalf, TAB boyzz, Conor mcgregors and dee devlins, Motorised wheelchair gang, Icehead and his Shabmobile (R.I.P), Fat Hooker aka. Big Momma aka Fat Ganga, Liam Neeson aka. DurryPicker aka. Absolute legend probs fuked ur mum ay, Maccas Adlays, KFC Adlays, Pasty Aaron Kyro, Dave from tha farm, Fitness first roid heads, Bruce the shark (blow in from coogee), Belmore Boyz, Everlast Meth head aka Hoodie Kid aka the Hooded Bandit (R.i.P), Snip Snap lebo n earchers, The comic book guy, 16 and Pregnants, Long-hair yahoo aka. Gandalf's nephew (blow in from who knows ay), Dole Bludgers, Randy wix nymphomaniacs, Bupa Lady, Plaza Hobo chick, KFC Hobo chick, British and Irish convenience store (LOCALS ONLY CUNT), Big Boy, Mr Ping, Noodle Stanley, Hola Amigo, Old Skool Earchers, Ping Dog (R.I.P), Empanada Slanger, Coach n Horses bouncers, Prickly Pete aka. Herbert the Pervert, Snorlax, Tha Mad Lady, Vinnies Earcher, Blackie Chan (R.I.P), Bucktooth bandit, Moey, TumorCunt aka WorstPublicTransportIntheworld aka TGIF, 2 dollar chick (blown in from kingy), Mr Dick, and the list goes on

Alison park

Notoriously dangerous park in Randwick sydney known for its stabbings, gay bashings and emo bashings. Home to beer lord and also that cunt who does rocket ollies on a skateboard who looks like Ben stiller.

Grown men walk through Alison park at night and don't come out alive

Coogee

Home to the infamous sambo the clown that hides from gay people have you seen him???

Let's go down to coogee and bash Sambo

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