Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.

"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"

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