cable creep

The slow, monthly increase of cable television charges in amounts small enough for the customer to tend to ignore, but later result in significant overall increases.

A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.

A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.

My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.

Zoomergang

A group of friends or colleagues that meets regularly via Zoom.

Marge enjoys meeting up with her Zoomergang from from the neighborhood on Tuesday evenings.

At the weekly office Zoomergang meeting, Cathy laid out the media and marketing strategy.

paper cut detector

Hand sanitizer

Yikes! Paper cut detector! Go easy on the hand sanitizer.

Litereally

Exactly. A replacement for the often erroneously used “literally.”

“I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.

Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

Boomergang

A group of baby boomers, used in a social or derogatory way.

I can't wait for my 50th high school reunion; the whole boomergang will be there.

I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.

cinnraibae

Cinnamon raisin bagel

I’d like a cinnraibae with a shmear of cream cheese and a regular coffee, to go.