backed up

Unable to leave loaf

I ate a whole block of cheese and now I'm all backed up.

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leave loaf

To take a shit.

I'm headed off to the head to leave loaf.

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Housed

Drunk off one's ass.

I went over to Ale House last night and got royally housed.

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pie wagon

A fat chick.

I was beer goggling last night and ended up taking home a big ol' pie wagon.

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