lilly allen

When you look at a girl and she is quite fit for an ugly bird, just like celebrity Lilly Allen

Whilst cruising in the pimped out Nova, SammyA spys a pair of ladies shaking all they have on the pavement...

SammyA "Geez Ed, i don't fancy yours much!"
Ed McD "I know what you mean playa, but i think she's a bit Lilly Allen"

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No chain

When something is easy to accompish or takes little effort, when it should be hard

Originally from cycling when it appears you can cycle with no effort, i.e there is 'no chain' needed to turn the pedals

SammyA "Yo bruv, i need to pick up me dole, but the queue is large!"

Ed McD "No chain player, the lady works on the desk, i'll hook you up"

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