think-piece

A piece of personal opinion written by an individual to gas-light or target a specific entity or topic.

Employee 1: Hey did you hear anything from Bobby yet , he's not been finishing his work
Employee 2: Dude he's in jail
Employee 1: Yeah that's cool and all but he still needs to finish his work, think I'm gonna write a think-piece on him
Employee 2: wtf

Fragantist

An absolute demon for perfumes and all things scented.

"Yo why the fk does Mike have so much cologne at his place" -Sharon
"oh you didn't know, he's a fragantist" -Kevin