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Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other manâs children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants âYouâre not real! Youâre not real!â
I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.
When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
âI had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but itâs ok cuz Iâm into that stuffâ
When a woman is sexually aroused for an extended period of time but not brought to orgasm
âI hate when my man leaves me with a purple clit.â
âDude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.â
The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters
I wish movie theaters didnât jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.