work goggles

Derived from beer goggles--while trapped a work surrounded by almost all unattractive people, someone has one redeeming attractive quality that elevates them to a much higher attractiveness status than they would in other environments.

Bob: Wow, Sally is hot, look at those legs!!
Bill: Yeah, she's cute at best if we're in a bar, but here at work she's the cat's meow compared to all the other ugly women.
Bob: I hear ya, my work goggles are playing games with me!!

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titstraction

What unattractive girls do to try to divert the attention from their ugly face to their chest. Women wear low cut/v cut shirts, push up bras, and lots of cleavage attached to a head/face that looks like its been beaten with an ugly stick.

Joe: Holy cow, that 40 year old looks like she's Pamela Anderson below her neck. Her chest is huge! She's hot!

Mike: Dude, don't fall for the titstraction--her face looks worse than your hairy arse!

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