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A distraction caused by a great multitude of tits coming into full view at once. This typically occurs when travelling down stairs with impressive female specimens going up on the other side, so that you can see straight into their cleavage.
Sorry dude, you're gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin' up the stairs were a total titstraction.
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What unattractive girls do to try to divert the attention from their ugly face to their chest. Women wear low cut/v cut shirts, push up bras, and lots of cleavage attached to a head/face that looks like its been beaten with an ugly stick.
Joe: Holy cow, that 40 year old looks like she's Pamela Anderson below her neck. Her chest is huge! She's hot!
Mike: Dude, don't fall for the titstraction--her face looks worse than your hairy arse!
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When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.
I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.
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When you lose focus on what you are doing because you are staring at a woman's breasts.
I rear-ended the car in front of me because I got titstracted by the woman in the tight shirt walking on the sidewalk.
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When you get destracted by a woman's breasts.
Justin: Hey Keith why aren't you getting any work done?
Keith: Sorry, I got titstracted by that hot blonde.
The moment/s one spends 'day dreaming' about female breasts.
Titstracted-
Friend #1- "Have you been listening to me at all?"
Friend #2 "I'm sorry I have been titstracted all morning."