Doing a Michael

Doing a Michael is a term best used when someone is doing something awfully daft.

1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."

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Xanpon

Xanpon is a tampon for a male. If the male has a vagina.

Hang on, I need to use my Xanpon.
I'm going through my man period. Let me use my Xanpon.